drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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