please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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