just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Randomize
