What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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