**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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