Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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