i need an iv and a liver transplant
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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