I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Randomize
