after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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