So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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