he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Randomize
