i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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