if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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