yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
