I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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