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So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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