You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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