Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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