im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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