they said they heard you say put it in my butt
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
He has the fingertips of a God
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