I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I enjoy the company of your penis
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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