so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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