Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
