just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I don't think brook has ever known best
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Randomize
