We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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