The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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