We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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