I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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