So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry đŹ
His name isnt in my phone as âSatanâs spawnâ for no reason. #devildick
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with âHe misses youâ
That ass isnât going to eat itself.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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