windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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