Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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