sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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