the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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