My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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