Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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