And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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