guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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