No awkward lesbian experiences without me
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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