the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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