This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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