How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
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