Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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