community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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