4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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