He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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