I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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