So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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