I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I can't put those talents on a resume
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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