So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i dont even know how to be here
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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