My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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