At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
he thought i was a dude.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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