I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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