Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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