I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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