Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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