Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
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