S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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