at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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